Kris Keimig

About Kris Keimig

If you’re reading this blog then we have one thing in common – you like me and I like me better. I gave up on life being surprising about 4 years ago – since then I have tried to lose my pants at every possible opportunity. Because if life isn’t going to throw me a curve-ball once in awhile then I am going to get a man-Brazilian and toss my cookies into the milk mote to break down the motenotony.

Sharpen your pencils dick-wicks.

If you want to contact me about my writing for some reason or just want to drop me a line, then just use the form below.


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