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New Hans Pritcher eBook & Site Launching

In Uncategorized on October 24, 2008 at 5:23 am

We just got word that Hans Pritcher will be launching a new dating & sex advice blog on October 31st.

… and even better, he will be launching his newest eBook entitled:

“The All-American Pickup: How to Stiff Arm Your Way to T.D.’s”

Here is the promo banner for the new book.
hans pritcher all-american pickup

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Must Love Hogs. A Hump Day Porno.

In Uncategorized on October 24, 2008 at 5:21 am

In honor our most ironically misunderstood day (Hump Day), I give you my porn for the week. Must Love Hogs – it’s an endearing drama about two people drawn together over their intense love for hogs (a.k.a. petermans).


Bacon Pancakes for Brunch

In cooking on October 19, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Bacon Pancakes

Last night, before heading to bed, my wife told me she wanted pancakes for breakfast the following morning. No problem; we haven’t had pancakes for awhile, so it would be good to have some pancakes.

However, since we didn’t get to bed until 2am – after watching SNL and some crappy TV – I didn’t get up until about 11am and then I headed off to the gym upon waking. So my thoughts changed from pancakes (breakfast) to brunch. And then my thoughts headed bacon pancakes…

Here is what I ended up making:

Bacon pancakes with caramelized onions and walnut butter.

… and here is how I made them.

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Fuck You KFC. I Took Your KFC Challenge and You Failed.

In bored on October 10, 2008 at 12:15 am

The KFC Challenge. Have you seen these stupid comericials? Well, if you haven’t then let me sum it up for you.

Basically the deal is this: Kentucky Fried Chicken offers up the KFC Challenge where they ask a fake commercial family to try to go to the grocery store and buy ingredients for a meal (comparable to a KFC family meal) for less than $10. It’s a cute commercial that features a blonde-haired girlscout nazi asking for chicken at the supermarket butcher and a wannabe dork teenager looking for the Colonel’s “11 spices.” Cute but it started to wear on me after the second view.

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My Last Point on Sarah Palin

In politics on October 1, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Ok. Totally sick of the Sarah Palin thing but I have to make one final point… then I am done because I literally HATE the fact that TV, radio and newspaper has been spending so much time on Sarah Palin.

I have been listening to NPR, CNN, MSNBC and FOX – trying to get all types of input in order to be somewhat “Fair and Balanced.”

But here’s the bottom line: She’s retarded. Like, not because she is a female, not because of her lack of experience, not because she took 6 years to graduate from a community college. She’s just retarded because she is dumb. VERY dumb…

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