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Yes. Jerks Do Get More Women Than Nice Guys.

In bored on September 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm

Back in June Feministe wrote a commentary on a “study” that was put out saying bad boys do get more girls. While I do really like Feministe blog, I’ve got some issues with their Do Jerks Get Laid More? post.

men are jerks

People in Relationships Have More Sex

In the post, they try to deconstruct what it means to “get laid more” by first telling us that people in relationships have more sex than single people. A point that seems to be true… at least, as far as the frequency of married sex to non-married sex goes.

Great point. Problem is: How cares? The point of the “study” (I am using study very loosing here) is not that jerks have more long term relationships and more committed, loving sexual intercourse – it’s saying jerks bang more chicks. i.e. Quantity not quality. As in, if you are out a bar, jerks are more likely to get a girl to go home with them, have sex with them and then never talk to them again.

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Sarah Palin is Repeatedly Fornicating In the Presence of Your Wife

In politics on September 19, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Your country is about to get raped by a beautiful woman who is drawing her energy off of the men around her.
Why?
Because Sarah Palin is a Succubus. If you don’t know what a Succubus is then learn about it quickly.

Let’s explore the three reasons why Sarah Palin is a Succubus.

#1) A Succubus is beautiful woman who seduces men

… and Sarah Palin is a beautiful woman who seduces men

I haven’t slept in weeks and I’ve been beating off at very inappropriate times – like during the nightly news and when I am on eBay looking for planes. My wife is NOT happy.
sarah palin seduces

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Hey Margaret Cho, You’ve Got a Bald Spot

In bored on September 18, 2008 at 10:01 pm

And it’s not your receding hairline, it’s your receding ability to be entertaining.

margaret cho is not funny
Though, to be fair, I’ve never thought you [Margaret Cho] were anything but unfunny. You’re sort of like the Asian Jeanine Garofalo without the quirkiness and jokes. And apparently she has a new TV show; that should be about as fun as watching a drunk retard calculate the tip at a fancy restaurant.

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I Don’t Want To Have a Beer With Barack

In politics on September 18, 2008 at 6:32 pm

I Don’t Want To Have a Beer With Barack Obama!

barack obama with a pabst blue ribbon
Let’s be clear. I am voting for Barack Obama for president and, quite frankly, I think anyone who isn’t voting for him is a fucking retard (placing hand to ear to listen for the anger of the rich and/or toothless).

But here is the thing: I don’t want to have a beer with Barack.

I’m not sure when idea of having a beer with our president became an important running platform. I don’t remember ever hearing about people saying this about Jimmy Carter, Reagan or FDR (I was either too young or not alive)… I really feel like this idea only came out with the George Walker Bush Campaign. Having a beer with Bush became an important marketing tool to get him elected because it was, in fact, the only thing redeeming about that asshole.

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Sarah Palin will not cooperate with a legislative investigation

In Uncategorized on September 16, 2008 at 12:00 am

Well… She’s well on her way to being a superior VP. Sarah Palin barely knows what the fuck the VP is and she’s already not cooperating with investigations.

Perfect. Can’t wait for the new McCain-Palin administration.

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