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	<title>Life, Libations and the Pursuit of Boobs &#187; bored</title>
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		<title>Fuck You KFC. I Took Your KFC Challenge and You Failed.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris Keimig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The KFC Challenge. Have you seen these stupid comericials? Well, if you haven&#8217;t then let me sum it up for you.
Basically the deal is this: Kentucky Fried Chicken offers up the KFC Challenge where they ask a fake commercial family to try to go to the grocery store and buy ingredients for a meal (comparable [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kriskeimig.wordpress.com&blog=5232650&post=214&subd=kriskeimig&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>The KFC Challenge. Have you seen these stupid comericials? Well, if you haven&#8217;t then let me sum it up for you.</p>
<p>Basically the deal is this: Kentucky Fried Chicken offers up the KFC Challenge where they ask a fake commercial family to try to go to the grocery store and buy ingredients for a meal (comparable to a KFC family meal) for less than $10. It&#8217;s a cute commercial that features a blonde-haired girlscout nazi asking for chicken at the supermarket butcher and a wannabe dork teenager looking for the Colonel&#8217;s &#8220;11 spices.&#8221; Cute but it started to wear on me after the second view.</p>
<p>Continue reading about the <a title="KFC Challenge" href="http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/kfc-challenge">KFC Challenge</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Yes. Jerks Do Get More Women Than Nice Guys.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 22:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris Keimig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in June Feministe wrote a commentary on a &#8220;study&#8221; that was put out saying bad boys do get more girls. While I do really like Feministe blog, I&#8217;ve got some issues with their Do Jerks Get Laid More? post.

People in Relationships Have More Sex
In the post, they try to deconstruct what it means to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kriskeimig.wordpress.com&blog=5232650&post=193&subd=kriskeimig&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Back in June Feministe wrote a commentary on a &#8220;study&#8221; that was put out saying <a title="bad boys get girls" href="http://www.newscientist.com/channel/sex/mg19826614.100-bad-guys-really-do-get-the-most-girls.html" target="_blank">bad boys do get more girls</a>. While I do really like Feministe blog, I&#8217;ve got some issues with their <a href="http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2008/06/23/do-jerks-get-laid-more/" target="_blank"><em>Do Jerks Get Laid More?</em></a> post.</p>
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<h2>People in Relationships Have More Sex</h2>
<p>In the post, they try to deconstruct what it means to &#8220;get laid more&#8221; by first telling us that people in relationships have more sex than single people. A point that <em>seems </em>to be true&#8230; at least, as far as the <a href="http://marriage.about.com/cs/sexualstatistics/a/sexstatistics.htm" target="_blank">frequency of married sex to non-married sex</a> goes.</p>
<p>Great point. Problem is: How cares? The point of the &#8220;study&#8221; (I am using study very loosing here) is not that jerks have more long term relationships and more committed, loving sexual intercourse &#8211; it&#8217;s saying jerks bang more chicks. i.e. Quantity not quality. As in, if you are out a bar, jerks are more likely to get a girl to go home with them, have sex with them and then never talk to them again.</p>
<p>Continue reading about <a title="jerks get laid" href="http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/jerks-get-more-women">Jerks Getting Laid</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Hey Margaret Cho, You&#8217;ve Got a Bald Spot</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 05:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris Keimig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And it&#8217;s not your receding hairline, it&#8217;s your receding ability to be entertaining.

Though, to be fair, I&#8217;ve never thought you [Margaret Cho] were anything but unfunny. You&#8217;re sort of like the Asian Jeanine Garofalo without the quirkiness and jokes. And apparently she has a new TV show; that should be about as fun as watching [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=kriskeimig.wordpress.com&blog=5232650&post=177&subd=kriskeimig&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><h3>And it&#8217;s not your receding hairline, it&#8217;s your receding ability to be entertaining.</h3>
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Though, to be fair, I&#8217;ve never thought you [Margaret Cho] were anything but unfunny. You&#8217;re sort of like the Asian Jeanine Garofalo without the quirkiness and jokes. And apparently she has a new TV show; that should be about as fun as watching a drunk retard calculate the tip at a fancy restaurant.</p>
<p>Continue reading on <a title="margaret cho" href="http://www.kriskeimig.com/bored/margaret-cho-has-a-bald-spot">Margaret Cho</a>&#8230;</p>
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